‘Postman Pat is a Kidnapper’
I thought after my last post, you’d all have beggared off to read something more tasteful. I still haven’t checked my blog subscription stats as I’m scared there’ll just be this big gaping hole where all the names used to be. But I gained a new follower today so hello to ‘momofuc.’ So I guess there’s still a few gluttons for punishment as the saying goes. *waves to the faithful* Thank you. x
Anyway, important news in the Brink of Bedlam household. Postman Pat is a kidnapper. Oh yes he is! Horace found the kids’ Postman Pat, toy red van yesterday at the bottom of the toy box……and in it were approximately 6 lego men. All must have been kept captive in there for at least a couple of months. It looked like Pat had been collecting all the members of the YMCA hit song.
There was a builder, an army guy and other characters. One was headless I think. Postman Pat is sicker than you’d ever have imagined. I shall never watch that cartoon ever again without a knowing smirk.
Postman Pat, you’re a baaaad man.
P.S I always get quite a few random hits from Google when I post about Postman Pat. I guess there must be a lot of fans out there. If you like this post, please read some of my others meanderings rather than disappearing off into the ether again. I do toy reviews, pls click on the ‘Reviews’ tab and see where it takes you. The one where the Sylvannian Bunnies get strip searched by customs is quite a good one.